BATTER my heart, three,
person’d God; for you
As yet but knocke,
breathe, shine, and seeke to mend;
That I may rise, and
stand, o’erthrow mee, and bend
Your force to breake,
blowe, burn and make me new.
--John
Donne*
My first talk of
this peculiar sort was with Seth Godin. I enjoyed it so much that I have
decided to seize Richard Dawkins for my next! (I'm pondering Benjamin Franklin for faux-talk no. 3.) Blogging being what it is, a
quick-and-dirty activity, I have pilfered my Dawkins-quotes from a
real-Richard-Dawkins interview and from brainyquote.com. I hope that my e-Richard will not mind if I
tease him a bit, though I am a little frightened when I remember that militant
atheists often appear deficient in the small matter of having a sense of humor.
Disclaimer: I have read
numerous articles about Richard Dawkins and interviews with him, but I have
never read his books. Second disclaimer:
I believe I am safe in asserting that he has never read any of my books either—or, indeed, any stray
poem or story of mine.
As in the conversation with Seth Godin,
I have the good luck of being the blogger, and so I get to have the last word!
Delightful.
*
Professor Richard Dawkins:
There may be fairies at the bottom of the garden.
There is no evidence for it, but you can't prove that there aren't any, so
shouldn't we be agnostic with respect to fairies?
Marly:
One reason why fairies and magic are so very
popular these days is precisely the decline of religion. That is, magic
whispers to us a simple thought, that there is more to the universe than meets
the eye—perhaps in particular, more than meets the science professor’s eye.
Professor Richard Dawkins:
It has become almost a cliché to remark that nobody boasts of ignorance of
literature, but it is socially acceptable to boast ignorance of science and
proudly claim incompetence in mathematics.
Marly:
That’s an amusing remark.
It’s human nature; people always think that their
own field hogs more than its share of public ignorance. All you have to do is look at
many blogs and at people’s choice
lists for book of the year and so on to find out that, yes, people do freely and
openly and even happily and with gusto confess their ignorance of literature.
A perennial favorite in the world of social media
and blogs is the confession of “great books I should have read but haven’t
read,” which people find amusing. Long threads invariably ensue. (Here, I go on
record as confessing that I doubt that I will ever read Frank Norris’s trilogy,
though I have read excerpts, and I have read McTeague several times. And I liked it, so you would think that I might at least work my way
through the first book of the trilogy. See? We like confession.)
Furthermore, all you have to do is look at what people buy in the way of books to discover that many of them are not actually
acquainted with or interested in literature.
Professor Dawkins:
I think my ultimate goal would be to convert people away from
particular religions toward a rationalist skepticism, tinged with . . . no, that’s too weak . . . glorying in the
universe and in life. Yes, I would like people to be converted away from
religion to skepticism.
Marly:
A strange thing I observe is that
every believer has often experienced doubt, but not every doubter has experienced
belief. So believers are quite acquainted with skepticism, and doubters are by
necessity in a parlous state of ignorance about faith. I suspect that leaves the believers with a pronounced advantage in the area of understanding.
Professor Richard Dawkins:
Religion is about turning untested belief into
unshakable truth through the power of institutions and the passage of time.
Marly:
Let’s look at a
particular person in our time instead of institutions and great masses of time.
Most of us have trouble compassing many institutions and great expanses of time.
I am thinking of a
certain man who has been both an unbeliever and a believer. He is perfectly
ordinary, of above-average intelligence, although he has once heard an
unearthly voice (I expect you think that makes him stupid or mad, and I don’t suppose
he would care if you said so) and often felt transfigured by an influx of what
he calls spirit—the Holy Spirit, to be precise. He does attend church because
he thinks worship and being part of a community are important. He strives after
discipline, devotion, study, and communion with God.
Now, since you don’t have
faith, it’s very hard to convey to you what he might possibly mean by communion
with God—by the great rushing flood of consciousness that pours through him
like a greeting from another world.
But it seems, Richard
Dawkins, that this experience is the sort that one desires more and more after
the first encounter. Good adjectives for his state in communion: over-powering;
bright; sweeping; ecstatic.
Now if you could have
an overpowering experience of ecstasy, bright and sweeping, would you object?
And if you, Richard Dawkins, tried to explain it away, would all that
explaining make such an experience less vital and powerful? And if, as you say,
there is no good or evil and so on, why would you want him to stop having this
experience of communion, which is a big, potent, and exciting thing in his life
and transforms him for the better?
Ah.
According to your
lights, there is no good or evil, and so this can’t actually be a good experience, can it? It’s just an
experience, however thrilling.
So stick a
neurological explanation on the experience, as though having a description of bodily
responses explained them away, and get on with your campaign, Richard Dawkins!
Professor Richard Dawkins:
What has 'theology' ever said that is of the
smallest use to anybody? When has 'theology' ever said anything that is
demonstrably true and is not obvious? What makes you think that 'theology' is a
subject at all?
Marly:
Spoken like a proper professor!
Why is it that
knowing much about one subject makes people think they are capable of
pronouncing on any subject—or makes them assume other traditionally-studied
subjects are lesser? (I say “traditionally-studied” because such odd things
have crept in. Education majors. P. E. majors. Recreation majors. And so on.)
I do think it is a subject and that there are
many interesting books in the library under that rubric, although I gather you
fought against a named chair in Theology (after you secured your own named
chair, of course, in your own area. Entirely wise and very understandable and 100% grade-A human.)
Most people who choose to have the experience of
worship—and here I’m talking about Christians, because the village where I live
is composed of Christians, agnostics, atheists, and a sprinkling of foreign
students, some of whom are Buddhist or Hindu--don’t know a huge amount about Theology.
They know about the Bible and study it; they do read a certain number of secondary-source
books, mostly written for a lay audience; they seek after God; and they are
involved in outreach and service to others.
A few can read Hebrew or Greek and are more
scholarly. One studied medieval Latin but has moved away, alas. I find the presence
of these students in such a tiny place to be surprising. Oddly enough, they
have things to say that make me think that your ‘theology’ (note scare quotes) is
a subject after all.
Perhaps you could attend a reputable Divinity
School in your retirement and find out whether it is a subject or not—find out exactly what it is.
Professor Richard Dawkins:
The fact that life evolved out of nearly nothing,
some 10 billion years after the universe evolved out of literally nothing, is a
fact so staggering that I would be mad to attempt words to do it justice.
Marly:
Thank you.
*John Donne, metaphysical poet and writer of masterful
devotions and sermons (as Dean of St. Paul’s), whose words are still worth
reading all these centuries later.
I don't find this as convincing as your previous blog because I don't really think you have crafted an interaction between the two of you. In truth, there is no possibility that either would hear the other or be able to interact, as your assumptions are just so entirely different. This is not necessarily the case with every atheist, but with this one, I think such a discussion would be unlikely.
ReplyDeleteNo doubt I have been rather silly with him!
ReplyDeleteFairies in the garden...
It's the ones whose assumptions are different who are fun to tweak, though!
Tweak me, then!
ReplyDeleteAlthough, I do not 'believe' in atheism. I just wait for truths and in the absence of them, cannot justify some things : )
This was highly entertaining.
And thoroughly reprehensible.
Perfect, Marly : D
Paul,
ReplyDeleteHello, Mr. Composer-Videographer-Etc.-Free-est Thinker-of-Them-All:
I'm glad it met with your (ambiguous) approval! I do think Militant Anythings miss out on a good deal of fun because militancy and fun with laughter find it hard to co-exist. But the better to tweak!